OH MY GOD
omfg i can’t
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING
Jesus is that you
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
whoa
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
Things that say a lot about people:
- the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
- how they feel about the weather
- whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
- fingernails
- and hands in general
- their preferred creative outlet
- how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
- whether or not they drink coffee
- if they ever forget to eat
- how honest they are with themselves (and others)
- if they correct your grammar
- how they treat their parents
